CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Sunday, July 27, 2003
Welcome!
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sister Jomama. And no of course that isn't my real name. That is my ordained name. Yes. I am an ordained minister. True, I did get my credentials via the internet but that doesn't mean that my calling is any less righteous or any less real than say, the Pope's! And I don't know if I could actually rattle off the 10 commandments in order. But I do know right from wrong. And isn't it really the same thing? Isn't that really what it's all about. But we'll save that topic. Another sermon, another Sunday.
Today I'm just opening the doors and inviting you in. And not just the citizens of Blogville but all weary cyber souls. Come rest. Gather yourselves. Reflect for just a moment before you go merging back on to that information highway and speeding off on your DSL like a bat into hell.
Reflect for just a moment.
Now.
See. It's not so hard.
It's called Nebulisum. It's a freeform religion. There are no real rules. Except learning to tell right from wrong.
Which apparently is not as easy as it seems.
OK, a couple of general announcements. This church will always be available to anyone seeking sanctuary. But it ain't no bread & breakfast if you catch my drift. Oh which reminds me, though sermons are served-up hot & fresh on Sundays they never really get stale. So if you can't make it by on Sunday then drop by any time. Think of us as fast food for the soul.
So thank you all for coming today. Please feel free to look around. We are small and meager and not everything works as it should. Hopefully that will only endear us to you.
And hopefully we will grow into a fine congregation.
I suppose time will tell.
Bless you.
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.........................Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sister Jomama. And no of course that isn't my real name. That is my ordained name. Yes. I am an ordained minister. True, I did get my credentials via the internet but that doesn't mean that my calling is any less righteous or any less real than say, the Pope's! And I don't know if I could actually rattle off the 10 commandments in order. But I do know right from wrong. And isn't it really the same thing? Isn't that really what it's all about. But we'll save that topic. Another sermon, another Sunday.
Today I'm just opening the doors and inviting you in. And not just the citizens of Blogville but all weary cyber souls. Come rest. Gather yourselves. Reflect for just a moment before you go merging back on to that information highway and speeding off on your DSL like a bat into hell.
Reflect for just a moment.
Now.
See. It's not so hard.
It's called Nebulisum. It's a freeform religion. There are no real rules. Except learning to tell right from wrong.
Which apparently is not as easy as it seems.
OK, a couple of general announcements. This church will always be available to anyone seeking sanctuary. But it ain't no bread & breakfast if you catch my drift. Oh which reminds me, though sermons are served-up hot & fresh on Sundays they never really get stale. So if you can't make it by on Sunday then drop by any time. Think of us as fast food for the soul.
So thank you all for coming today. Please feel free to look around. We are small and meager and not everything works as it should. Hopefully that will only endear us to you.
And hopefully we will grow into a fine congregation.
I suppose time will tell.
Bless you.
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