CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Sunday, August 03, 2003
Todays Sermon: He's Back!
Introduction: by Sister Mary Jomama
We are proud to have as our guest speaker this week an icon among icons!! A guru among gurus!! He dropped acid with Tim Leary. Organized the Natural Is Nude march to City Hall in 1969! And was arrested 12 times for fraudulent lewdness yet NEVER convicted! Let's give a big Third Church Hallelujah for…
Mr. Natural!
…and I get the pancake breakfast for free too.. right?!! OK!!..
Oh! Greetings my children. I am Mr. Natural and I'm all that stuff that the lady with the glasses just said about me.. and more. Quite true.. I was a damn fine guru in the 60's. I was also a car salesman in the 70's. A motivational speaker in the 80's & a Cable TV installer in the 90's. Then at the millennium I had an epiphany (and a DUI which caused me to loose my driver's license and subsequently my job. Ahemm.. though I do happen to have a couple of cable boxes that fell off the truck. They're for sale.. see me after the sermon. *wink*) Where was I… Oh yeah.. I had an epiphany after having a vision.. well it was really more of a flashback… gee don’t get lost now
Another mimosa here!
Oh! found your way back did you!? Hmmm.. wasn't quite expecting that. Alright then…
So I had this blurred visioned epiphany kind of thing and I see that the human race is still fucked up as ever. With all the same moral, spiritual and mental torment that went down in the 60s. And I say to myself, "Hot diggity doggie! I'm back in business!!".
And that's pretty much how I got my "calling" back. Praise Allah!
Holy guacamole! Look at the time! Whelp gotta catch my bus.
Sooo.. here's my card 'case you need my help.. and you do!!
Tootles and remember…
the word was delivered at:
.........................Introduction: by Sister Mary Jomama
We are proud to have as our guest speaker this week an icon among icons!! A guru among gurus!! He dropped acid with Tim Leary. Organized the Natural Is Nude march to City Hall in 1969! And was arrested 12 times for fraudulent lewdness yet NEVER convicted! Let's give a big Third Church Hallelujah for…
Mr. Natural!
…and I get the pancake breakfast for free too.. right?!! OK!!..
Oh! Greetings my children. I am Mr. Natural and I'm all that stuff that the lady with the glasses just said about me.. and more. Quite true.. I was a damn fine guru in the 60's. I was also a car salesman in the 70's. A motivational speaker in the 80's & a Cable TV installer in the 90's. Then at the millennium I had an epiphany (and a DUI which caused me to loose my driver's license and subsequently my job. Ahemm.. though I do happen to have a couple of cable boxes that fell off the truck. They're for sale.. see me after the sermon. *wink*) Where was I… Oh yeah.. I had an epiphany after having a vision.. well it was really more of a flashback… gee don’t get lost now
Another mimosa here!
Oh! found your way back did you!? Hmmm.. wasn't quite expecting that. Alright then…
So I had this blurred visioned epiphany kind of thing and I see that the human race is still fucked up as ever. With all the same moral, spiritual and mental torment that went down in the 60s. And I say to myself, "Hot diggity doggie! I'm back in business!!".
And that's pretty much how I got my "calling" back. Praise Allah!
Holy guacamole! Look at the time! Whelp gotta catch my bus.
Sooo.. here's my card 'case you need my help.. and you do!!
Tootles and remember…
the word was delivered at:
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