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Sunday, October 05, 2003
  Today's Sermon: The Missionary Position

The Third Church is goin to England! And in just under 2 weeks. We're calling it the Missionary Position Holiday Crusade. And we're maybe comin' to your town.
Well if your town happens to be Huddersfield, UK.
We chose the quaint township of Huddersfield because.. well see for yourselves. And this. This. And especially this! I mean, really, it's got everything!
Anyway.. of course the church here will still be open but there will probably be no sermons posted until after we get back. But feel free to hang out anyway and wander through the archives. Do some preachin or have a discussion in the Dogma House. Or leave your mark in the Good Book. We'll try to get bingo up and running before we spit.. but no promises!
Just stay outa my stash and don't burn the place down!
Amen!!
 

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