Today's Sermon: And on the 7th day the Lord said, "Let there be light"

And I said, "Like hell!!"
Which is exactly how I feel this fine 7th day morning. Like hell! Ya see your good sister has a raging hangover. Which is why I will be whispering today's sermon.
Today's very short and very painful sermon.
As most of you know last night was "Bingo Nite".. and a raging success it was. And like all of you who stayed in the aftermath know.. Joe broke out a bottle of Wild Turkey. And we had a few pre-Thanksgiving toasts. And 6 hours later I'm heavin in the toilet.
Say hallelujah!
But.. and it's a big but. I made it here. It was so important to me to be here. More important that the searing pain in my brain. Because this isn't just a job.. it's a calling And so I pulled my head outa that porcelain pot, scraped a toothbrush across my teeth and stumbled here today. Because you're all just that important to me.
And I'm not the only one that feels that was. Joe's here too. And Joe honey, you look like shit! And everyone else who was in the aftermath. They're all here. Looks like a damn zombie convention but we all made it. We're all just that important to each other. And that alone makes me feel just a little bit better.
And now if you don't mind I'm gonna go home and die.
Oh.. and we should all really thank god that I am not an airline pilot or a doctor.
Amen!
Now please tippy-toe out.
 

the word was delivered at:
¶ 1:10 AM