Today's Sermon: Well here is my attempt at a sermon.
by Lil Sister Julie

As Sister Mary mentioned last week, we recently lost our pet fish. Thankfully the little one is still too little to ask about fishy heaven and hell, but I was curious to see how people explain such matters these days. Well for one thing, apparently its not as common to spew the "fire and brimstone" stuff as it used to be. So maybe we are focusing on the positive, that there are good people in the world. Or maybe that is why we are all so screwed up, because we don't fear punishment. But personally, I've always been a girl of science, so I decided to see their take on it. Because you know scientists love to prove stuff, especially the not always tangible. It was an extremely interesting find. Some scientists say that if heaven and hell exist, that heaven is hotter than hell. So when something is hot as hell, is it really about 455 C or 851 F? and you can always shoot someone down with "when hell freezes over" with no fear of any repercussions. But there are others who say that hell is still indeed hotter than heaven, but heaven still isn't quite the tropical beach weather some of us might think it to be. And hell might be at the bottom of the ocean instead of the core of the earth, but heaven is still in the skies. But it is encouraging that if you are ever in a physics class, you've got some great answers to give the teacher should the subject be broached. Personally, I think the take on karma and reincarnation is the most fascinating. Well, Amen. This concludes today's sermon, now lets go enjoy the CyberSunday Mimosa/Pancake Breakfast.



 

the word was delivered at:
¶ 12:02 AM