CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Sunday, December 07, 2003
Note: Today's sermon is late due to technical difficulties. Sorry!
Today's Sermon: One Lump Or Two?
Well evidently everyone is on their very best behavior these days as we did not receive one single confession this week. And the one piece of mail that landed in the guestsermon in-box was a letter to Santa from some 6 year old child. A rather confused 6 year old child it would seem. Actually there are quite a few of em out there. And actually they aren't all 6 years old either.
Anyway.. since it was addressed to guestsermons it becomes the property of guestsermons. And I can use it if I so wish. And I so wish.
Dear Santa,
Hello. My name is Bobby. I am only 6 years old. Ш□□∆фΨ
And YET I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED to offer GUESTSERMONS A CHANCE to REFINANCE at an the incredibly low high fixed rate of □□∆фΨ!!! Santa, will you tell GUESTSERMONS that TAKING ADVANTAGE of our special X-mas offer will make this the □□∆фΨ holiday ever. And GUESTSERMONS.. Act NOW and receive a second bottle of Viagra at half price. The PERFECT stocking stuffer!!! So take a hint from Santa And REFINANCE YOUR MANHOOD TODAY!!! Reply to this email for details. DO IT TODAY!
Ш□□∆фΨ
Bobby
Well.. what a lump of coal that was! Or was it? I mean just what is so wrong with receiving coal anyway. Coal is a reasonable and practical winter necessity. It keeps us warm. It won't give you carpal tunnel syndrome like a joystick does. It doesn't need batteries!
Perhaps it's time we realize that lumps of coal are not handed out by a vengeful Santa but by a caring sensible Santa instead. Of course being the materialistic society that we are we scoff at and reject such useful gifts.. wanting instead this years fad. This years Cabbage Patch doll or Tickle Me Elmo. Well maybe we are wrong.. Maybe Bobby was right when he said "Ш□□∆фΨ". Maybe it is time to refinance our "manhood"! Our spiritual manhood that is!
So let's all stop for a moment and reflect. Reflect long and hard. Are you really on your best behavior? Do you really have no sin? Haven't flipped off any of your fellow holiday shoppers on the roadways? Haven't been gluttonous? You're all a bunch of bleedin little angles.. right?
Great! Then let's all go Bowling For Christmas Time!!!
the word was delivered at:
.........................Today's Sermon: One Lump Or Two?
Well evidently everyone is on their very best behavior these days as we did not receive one single confession this week. And the one piece of mail that landed in the guestsermon in-box was a letter to Santa from some 6 year old child. A rather confused 6 year old child it would seem. Actually there are quite a few of em out there. And actually they aren't all 6 years old either.
Anyway.. since it was addressed to guestsermons it becomes the property of guestsermons. And I can use it if I so wish. And I so wish.
Dear Santa,
Hello. My name is Bobby. I am only 6 years old. Ш□□∆фΨ
And YET I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED to offer GUESTSERMONS A CHANCE to REFINANCE at an the incredibly low high fixed rate of □□∆фΨ!!! Santa, will you tell GUESTSERMONS that TAKING ADVANTAGE of our special X-mas offer will make this the □□∆фΨ holiday ever. And GUESTSERMONS.. Act NOW and receive a second bottle of Viagra at half price. The PERFECT stocking stuffer!!! So take a hint from Santa And REFINANCE YOUR MANHOOD TODAY!!! Reply to this email for details. DO IT TODAY!
Ш□□∆фΨ
Bobby
Well.. what a lump of coal that was! Or was it? I mean just what is so wrong with receiving coal anyway. Coal is a reasonable and practical winter necessity. It keeps us warm. It won't give you carpal tunnel syndrome like a joystick does. It doesn't need batteries!
Perhaps it's time we realize that lumps of coal are not handed out by a vengeful Santa but by a caring sensible Santa instead. Of course being the materialistic society that we are we scoff at and reject such useful gifts.. wanting instead this years fad. This years Cabbage Patch doll or Tickle Me Elmo. Well maybe we are wrong.. Maybe Bobby was right when he said "Ш□□∆фΨ". Maybe it is time to refinance our "manhood"! Our spiritual manhood that is!
So let's all stop for a moment and reflect. Reflect long and hard. Are you really on your best behavior? Do you really have no sin? Haven't flipped off any of your fellow holiday shoppers on the roadways? Haven't been gluttonous? You're all a bunch of bleedin little angles.. right?
Great! Then let's all go Bowling For Christmas Time!!!
the word was delivered at:
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