CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Sunday, December 14, 2003
Tonight... IT'S SHOWTIME!!
Good evening. Welcome to The Third Church's first annual Christmas pageant. Instead of our usual Sunday morning sermon we all slept in a bit then spent the rest of the day staring down Saddam Hussein's throat. Gotta admit.. it's kinda cool how a flashlight shined into an open mouth can turn a whole head into a Christmas light. Of course it woulda worked better without the beard.. which by the way made him look eerily like a vengeful God.
But this evening we gather together as a congregation to celebrate with song and word and imagination this vision.. This sugarplum. This crazy thing we call... Christmas.
OK! And let's open the evening with a little token diversity and a poignant little song... Ahhh.. that was beautiful! How about another quick little taste.!?.. Thanks! Come on let's hear it for em!!Take a bow!!
Our next number is from young Eric Cartman. Eric is going to be singing a song from his new Christian-lite rock album entitled "Holy Shit It's Christmas". And the song is "Jesus Baby.".. That was beautiful Eric. The album again is... ah yes "Holy Shit It's Christmas". Sure to be a classic!
And up next?.. ah yes. Not just a man and his dog.. It's Wallace & Grommit... Ya just gotta love em!
And speaking of love.. Who doesn't love Ozzy? Come on Oz say a few words.. to the congregation!!
And now ladies and gentlemen. Direct from their long running gig in Springfield, USA. Please welcome Americas's Royal Family.. The Simpsons!!! They'd like you all to join in and help them sing.. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer...!!
Oh my.. that was.. lovely. And I guess I know now why we don't have a chior!!
And for our final offering tonight we have a real treat. Seldom seen together.. but on our stage tonight. Don't know how we managed it. But we've got em. Let's give it up for.. Jesus & Santa...!!!
My God that was WONDERFUL! Come-on take another bow!
Well.. that pretty much wraps it up folks. Hot toddies and cocktail weiners will be served at the rear of the building. Hope you enjoyed the show and goodnight!!!
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.........................Good evening. Welcome to The Third Church's first annual Christmas pageant. Instead of our usual Sunday morning sermon we all slept in a bit then spent the rest of the day staring down Saddam Hussein's throat. Gotta admit.. it's kinda cool how a flashlight shined into an open mouth can turn a whole head into a Christmas light. Of course it woulda worked better without the beard.. which by the way made him look eerily like a vengeful God.
But this evening we gather together as a congregation to celebrate with song and word and imagination this vision.. This sugarplum. This crazy thing we call... Christmas.
OK! And let's open the evening with a little token diversity and a poignant little song... Ahhh.. that was beautiful! How about another quick little taste.!?.. Thanks! Come on let's hear it for em!!Take a bow!!
Our next number is from young Eric Cartman. Eric is going to be singing a song from his new Christian-lite rock album entitled "Holy Shit It's Christmas". And the song is "Jesus Baby.".. That was beautiful Eric. The album again is... ah yes "Holy Shit It's Christmas". Sure to be a classic!
And up next?.. ah yes. Not just a man and his dog.. It's Wallace & Grommit... Ya just gotta love em!
And speaking of love.. Who doesn't love Ozzy? Come on Oz say a few words.. to the congregation!!
And now ladies and gentlemen. Direct from their long running gig in Springfield, USA. Please welcome Americas's Royal Family.. The Simpsons!!! They'd like you all to join in and help them sing.. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer...!!
Oh my.. that was.. lovely. And I guess I know now why we don't have a chior!!
And for our final offering tonight we have a real treat. Seldom seen together.. but on our stage tonight. Don't know how we managed it. But we've got em. Let's give it up for.. Jesus & Santa...!!!
My God that was WONDERFUL! Come-on take another bow!
Well.. that pretty much wraps it up folks. Hot toddies and cocktail weiners will be served at the rear of the building. Hope you enjoyed the show and goodnight!!!
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