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Sunday, February 15, 2004
  Todays Sermon: All Good Things Must Come To An End

I was going to run a sermon sent to me by one of the church's regulars. It was about life after death. And it was actually pretty good. But I decided at the last minute to do the sermon myself. You see I've been thinking a lot lately. More than I really like to. Much more than is mentally or spiritually healthy in fact!
And I've been thinking about something that's been gnawing at me the last couple of months. An uneasiness. An unsettling.
I've been thinking a lot about our crusade into Britain. And how exhilarating it was. And enlightening. I've been thinking also about those two kids I met on the plane a few weeks ago.. Paula & Peter. Extraordinary kids.
And it just got me thinking how there's still a lot I've got to see. And maybe there's still some things that I can do.
It's a big world out there people. A great big beautiful fucked up world. And dammit I believe it's calling to me.
And so I figured I'd go and see what it wants.
It's what my heart wants to do. And what those voices in my head want to do. And it's what I want to do too.

I love you all and consider everyone of you an immediate family member. Hell.. I'd put you all in my will if I had one.
But I must take my leave.
Now this won't be immediately . It may not be for several more weeks. There are still some details to be ironed out. I don't plan to be gone forever you know. But then of course you don't know now do you. I mean.. no one ever does.
Still I'll be keeping in touch. I'll be sending sermons reflecting my thoughts and observations as I wander the world..
Or maybe postcards.
 

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