DOWN FROM THE DUMPSTER


CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
a point & click religion to save your cyber soul

Mother Inferior & CEO ~ Sister Mary Jomama
Sometimes Substitute.. Sister Mary Q. Contrary


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+ THIS WEEK'S MIXED MESSAGE: + Food For Thought or Fight?

Saturday, April 17, 2004

  UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP & NEW MANAGEMENT!!
THE CHURCH DOORS WILL STAY OPEN FEEL FREE TO PERUSE THE HOLY ARCHIVES, SIGN THE GOOD BOOK OR PLAY THE ORGAN EVEN. BUT ALL YOUR SUNDAY-GO-TO-MEETINGS WILL NOW BE HELD AT...

B. JESUS TEMPLE

The Third Church would like to thank our congregation and hope that you will support this dynamic new religion!
Peace!
Sister Mary Jomama 

the word was delivered at:
¶ 9:53 PM

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