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B. JESUS TEMPLE

The Third Church would like to thank our congregation and hope that you will support this dynamic new religion!
Peace!
Sister Mary Jomama 
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  OK.. here it is Easter Sunday on the Info Highway. And what a great place to be too!! Because The I-Hi will quickly take us anywhere in the world. And so today as a special Easter treat.. Sister Jomama is taking you with her to Vatican City!!! That's right we're goin on an Easter egg hunt at the Vatican. So grab your Easter baskets and let's get the F10 outa here… > > > > > > >

Woa! Pretty impressive looking.. or maybe that should be oppressive?
OK.. lets get us some Easter eggs!
Well this looks interesting.. the Vatican museum.. let's see what's hiding in here.. The Gregorian Egyptian Museum. Is that an egg over there.. behind the 10 Commandments? Nahhh.. darn it. Let's get outa here!
Oooo here's an unmarked door.. wonder what's behind it? Ahh just a dumb bunny.. not the Easter bunny!!
But we want eggs dammit! Oooo maybe there's some in this pretty place.. Well the whole goddamn thing looks like one of those Faberge Egg!! Let's get outa here!!
Hmmm.. wonder where the sacramental wine cellar is…
Oh the hell with this. Just let me run into this here gift shop..
Finally found an Easter egg.. for $165 Amercian money!!!
Now let's get outa here.
A little traveling music please!
I saw this nice little place up the road the road. I overheard one of the Swiss Guard say that all the Cardinals hang out there.
Peace all.. see ya next week. God willing!!!


 
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  This Weeks Sermon: Gas Stations Of The Cross!

Well it's the Sunday before Easter. Don't know if it has a special name like Good Friday or Holy Saturday do. Don't really care either.. Nope! I'm joyriding along the Info Highway.. just enjoying the view.
Oooo now this place looks interesting.. and I am slightly parched. Let's stop for "lunch".
Interesting stop. Actually I'm looking for this church.. the Landover Baptist Church. Should be around here somewhere..
Dammit! Where is it.
Maybe I'll ask here.

OK.. let's go. Should just be up the road a piece. Hmmmm… bet that's it!
THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH
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Very interesting.! But actually I've come to meet Betty Bowers and to check out her famous community programs. Might be something I can rip off.
B.A.S.H.
B.I.T.C.H.
Inspiring!! Now wasn't it.
But that's about all the inspiration I can handle for a day. Think it's time to find the motel and check in for the night!!!
Ahhh.. and there it is!!!
Well goodnight all and don't forget to say your prayers!




 
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