CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Thursday, January 20, 2005
+Welcome To The Third Church Revival Madness Week+
It’s been a long while since we’ve held church “all proper like” here, or as “proper like” as it gets at The Third Church, and we figure it’s time to get into some of that old time religion once again. Lots of stuff has happened since the last sermon… and poor old Vishnu’s arms are getting tired. Thought we’d give him a break for a while. So sit back, take your shoes off, relax and welcome to our good old fashioned revival!
Since your cyber soul is probably in need of some saving, especially considering that it’s been unable to participate in some good old fashioned “www” confessing for a while let’s see what we can cook up.
First off, the pancake breakfast is gonna be starting up again so make sure to get here good and early and get ‘em while they’re hot off the griddle! As one of parishioners said “consider our pancakes here as fast food for the soul. Only takes a few minutes for Sister JoMamma to cook ‘em, and even less for you folks to eat ‘em!” Welcome back to all the old members, and hope to see you in high spirits this year as much as any other! Don’t forget to pass the collection plate round every once in a while… don’t know what we’re collecting but it should be and probably will be something, anything from pocket lint to used movie and bus tickets, anyway…
Secondly, for those of you just joining us a big welcome! Don’t worry, this church isn’t like any other. We won’t be asking you for money or trying to con you into doing anything. You don’t have to join or pray to any new gods (Vishnu was just here cause he’s a good BBQ chef). You don’t have to dress up or show up at the church on time… none of that. Just pop in when you want, however you want, and stay for as long or short as you want. Add anything you want to say, be a guest on the pulpit and write a sermon… anything goes here at the Third Church.
Lately things have been pretty hectic around the world. It’s a bit stressful, but that’s an understatement, it’s been freaking insane what’s been going on literally from wars to famine to firestorms, hell, Bush was re-elected in the US and that’s a disaster if we’ve ever heard one! You know with the state of things it’d probably be easier just to bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your own asses good-bye, but that’s not the way of the church here… no siree bob! We’re gonna stand up, or more likely sit down and eat our pancakes, and show them all who is boss. Here we’re bound and determined to have a good time with good company! Let’s let the new Third Church year begin… be reborn today. We won’t even charge ya for it!
Say Hallelujah!
AMEN.
the word was delivered at:
.........................It’s been a long while since we’ve held church “all proper like” here, or as “proper like” as it gets at The Third Church, and we figure it’s time to get into some of that old time religion once again. Lots of stuff has happened since the last sermon… and poor old Vishnu’s arms are getting tired. Thought we’d give him a break for a while. So sit back, take your shoes off, relax and welcome to our good old fashioned revival!
Since your cyber soul is probably in need of some saving, especially considering that it’s been unable to participate in some good old fashioned “www” confessing for a while let’s see what we can cook up.
First off, the pancake breakfast is gonna be starting up again so make sure to get here good and early and get ‘em while they’re hot off the griddle! As one of parishioners said “consider our pancakes here as fast food for the soul. Only takes a few minutes for Sister JoMamma to cook ‘em, and even less for you folks to eat ‘em!” Welcome back to all the old members, and hope to see you in high spirits this year as much as any other! Don’t forget to pass the collection plate round every once in a while… don’t know what we’re collecting but it should be and probably will be something, anything from pocket lint to used movie and bus tickets, anyway…
Secondly, for those of you just joining us a big welcome! Don’t worry, this church isn’t like any other. We won’t be asking you for money or trying to con you into doing anything. You don’t have to join or pray to any new gods (Vishnu was just here cause he’s a good BBQ chef). You don’t have to dress up or show up at the church on time… none of that. Just pop in when you want, however you want, and stay for as long or short as you want. Add anything you want to say, be a guest on the pulpit and write a sermon… anything goes here at the Third Church.
Lately things have been pretty hectic around the world. It’s a bit stressful, but that’s an understatement, it’s been freaking insane what’s been going on literally from wars to famine to firestorms, hell, Bush was re-elected in the US and that’s a disaster if we’ve ever heard one! You know with the state of things it’d probably be easier just to bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your own asses good-bye, but that’s not the way of the church here… no siree bob! We’re gonna stand up, or more likely sit down and eat our pancakes, and show them all who is boss. Here we’re bound and determined to have a good time with good company! Let’s let the new Third Church year begin… be reborn today. We won’t even charge ya for it!
Say Hallelujah!
AMEN.
the word was delivered at:
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