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Mother Inferior & CEO ~ Sister Mary Jomama
Sometimes Substitute.. Sister Mary Q. Contrary


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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
  Waiting for Divine Intervention

Just a quick notice to say that The Third Church has not closed for good. It's always going to be here, and the sermons will come in fits and starts (don't they always).

A few members of our congregation have recently travelled the world to visit other members of the congregation, and we've all come to one conclusion. The world is one majorly screwed up place right now. It's scary, it's mean, it's evil, and it smells.

The message this week is simple. Stop hating. Here's a link to a simple site that will let you do a little bit of good without evening having to leave your chair. How much easier can it get? Visit this place daily, yes, even on days when you don't visit "The Church" and click away. I know that quite a few of you have seen/heard/been of this Hunger Site before, but hey... we thought we'd plug it anyway. Besides, to fix this place up (not the church the world in general) it's gonna take some majorly Divine Intervention... or a lot of Sister JoMamma's Brownies.

Amen 

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