*taps pulpit microphone and nothing happens*

*mutters and walks over to sound system and fiddles with things a bit and tries mic again*

Right, that's better.

Nebulism... free form religion... free to take a break for however long it wants to take a break for too. Even if it is two or three bloody years at a time... wait... forgot... haven't done this sermonizing thing for a while... *makes note to self... "watch the profanity" * Free form religion...where was I? Oh yeah... All about freedom here, and ya know what they say. If you don't use it... ya lose it. Or so I've been told. See me, personally, I use it all the time. In fact I've been off in this alternate zombie apocalypse reality playing zombie slots for a few extra dollars for a few months and boy have I had some make and break moments. Freedom, that's what that was! Gamblin' freedom! Hallelujah.

Now that's Nebulism for ya... and no I wasn't using your donation money. That's still in the kitty over there so that we can order pizzas for the congregation after today's ceremony. The dude that used to cook breakfast for all of us got bored waiting for us to come around again and he now works down at the Burger King on the corner. When I asked him to come back he said no cause the pay was better there... so I'm cooking. We're having pizza. But don't worry it'll be a blessed holy pizza. Anyway...

Now since I've been out of the loop a bit... oh okay, maybe more than a bit... I've been out of the loop a lot and it's time to catch up. Make a few changes... push a few buttons, and in general clean this place out. I suppose we could do some sort of garage sale but the thieves have already stolen everything that works...which is why they left me with this crappy sound system. Even they didn't want it. Stupid thing.

Only a few weeks left now before the big eeeeeeeeelection. Whoop-de-doo... actually it's been rather interesting. I keep waiting for the "contestants" (I mean come on people, it's like a big old game show this one is) to actually come to blows... now THAT would be some quality entertainment. Throw in a little betting and you've got a money making scheme that might even manage to pull the old economy back from the brink a bit.

Hey who knows? If they sold some bbq hamburgers and hot dogs at the event they could even double figures!

Anyway.... with the big day approaching the Third Church Down from the Dumpster would like to say to you... exercise your Nebulistic right and VOTE DAMNIT! We're all interested in the results... I've got bets with Sister Jomamma and if I win she's gotta clean the toilets for a whole month!

Now go in peace god damnit! 
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