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Mother Inferior & CEO ~ Sister Mary Jomama
Sometimes Substitute.. Sister Mary Q. Contrary


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

  Say A Little Prayer for Sister Ani D2.

She's feeling a little under the weather and needs a bit of devine intervention... light those candles, twirl those prayer beads, and do the dance of betterness... let's see what happens.

AMEN

*pokes JoMamma* Put that out I said candles! 
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