CHURCH of the NEBULAS SPIRIT
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Say A Little Prayer for Sister Ani D2.
She's feeling a little under the weather and needs a bit of devine intervention... light those candles, twirl those prayer beads, and do the dance of betterness... let's see what happens.
AMEN
*pokes JoMamma* Put that out I said candles!
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.........................She's feeling a little under the weather and needs a bit of devine intervention... light those candles, twirl those prayer beads, and do the dance of betterness... let's see what happens.
AMEN
*pokes JoMamma* Put that out I said candles!
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
Today's Sermon
by Sister Contrary
by Sister Contrary
*taps pulpit microphone and nothing happens*
*mutters and walks over to sound system and fiddles with things a bit and tries mic again*
Right, that's better.
Nebulism... free form religion... free to take a break for however long it wants to take a break for too. Even if it is two or three bloody years at a time... wait... forgot... haven't done this sermonizing thing for a while... *makes note to self... "watch the profanity" * Free form religion...where was I? Oh yeah... All about freedom here, and ya know what they say. If you don't use it... ya lose it. Or so I've been told. See me, personally, I use it all the time. In fact I've been off in this alternate zombie apocalypse reality playing zombie slots for a few extra dollars for a few months and boy have I had some make and break moments. Freedom, that's what that was! Gamblin' freedom! Hallelujah.
Now that's Nebulism for ya... and no I wasn't using your donation money. That's still in the kitty over there so that we can order pizzas for the congregation after today's ceremony. The dude that used to cook breakfast for all of us got bored waiting for us to come around again and he now works down at the Burger King on the corner. When I asked him to come back he said no cause the pay was better there... so I'm cooking. We're having pizza. But don't worry it'll be a blessed holy pizza. Anyway...
Now since I've been out of the loop a bit... oh okay, maybe more than a bit... I've been out of the loop a lot and it's time to catch up. Make a few changes... push a few buttons, and in general clean this place out. I suppose we could do some sort of garage sale but the thieves have already stolen everything that works...which is why they left me with this crappy sound system. Even they didn't want it. Stupid thing.
Only a few weeks left now before the big eeeeeeeeelection. Whoop-de-doo... actually it's been rather interesting. I keep waiting for the "contestants" (I mean come on people, it's like a big old game show this one is) to actually come to blows... now THAT would be some quality entertainment. Throw in a little betting and you've got a money making scheme that might even manage to pull the old economy back from the brink a bit.
Hey who knows? If they sold some bbq hamburgers and hot dogs at the event they could even double figures!
Anyway.... with the big day approaching the Third Church Down from the Dumpster would like to say to you... exercise your Nebulistic right and VOTE DAMNIT! We're all interested in the results... I've got bets with Sister Jomamma and if I win she's gotta clean the toilets for a whole month!
Now go in peace god damnit!
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Monday, October 10, 2005
Got religion?
Been thinking about you, the congregation, lately. I suppose it could be guilt that is causing me to revisit this place. I know the doors have been closed for a while now, and no sermons have been coming from the mount and all that jazz. It's not that there's nothing to say. I suppose that it could be that there's too much. It's a busy time for everyone it seems, and since you're all a great bunch of people and really with it (not to mention the fact that a few of you back in the back pews only come for the pancake breakfast). I suppose you've got your own sermons running through your head, and you know what you've gotta do to make things right for you.
Just do it, stay true to yourself, and live the way you need to.
That's the sermon today, from a pulpit covered in dust and cobwebs. Be happy, be healthy, be safe and above all have fun. You're not on this rotating rock we call Earth long enough to be serious all the time. Live a little while you've got the chance.
Amen.
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.........................Been thinking about you, the congregation, lately. I suppose it could be guilt that is causing me to revisit this place. I know the doors have been closed for a while now, and no sermons have been coming from the mount and all that jazz. It's not that there's nothing to say. I suppose that it could be that there's too much. It's a busy time for everyone it seems, and since you're all a great bunch of people and really with it (not to mention the fact that a few of you back in the back pews only come for the pancake breakfast). I suppose you've got your own sermons running through your head, and you know what you've gotta do to make things right for you.
Just do it, stay true to yourself, and live the way you need to.
That's the sermon today, from a pulpit covered in dust and cobwebs. Be happy, be healthy, be safe and above all have fun. You're not on this rotating rock we call Earth long enough to be serious all the time. Live a little while you've got the chance.
Amen.
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Waiting for Divine Intervention
Just a quick notice to say that The Third Church has not closed for good. It's always going to be here, and the sermons will come in fits and starts (don't they always).
A few members of our congregation have recently travelled the world to visit other members of the congregation, and we've all come to one conclusion. The world is one majorly screwed up place right now. It's scary, it's mean, it's evil, and it smells.
The message this week is simple. Stop hating. Here's a link to a simple site that will let you do a little bit of good without evening having to leave your chair. How much easier can it get? Visit this place daily, yes, even on days when you don't visit "The Church" and click away. I know that quite a few of you have seen/heard/been of this Hunger Site before, but hey... we thought we'd plug it anyway. Besides, to fix this place up (not the church the world in general) it's gonna take some majorly Divine Intervention... or a lot of Sister JoMamma's Brownies.
Amen
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.........................Just a quick notice to say that The Third Church has not closed for good. It's always going to be here, and the sermons will come in fits and starts (don't they always).
A few members of our congregation have recently travelled the world to visit other members of the congregation, and we've all come to one conclusion. The world is one majorly screwed up place right now. It's scary, it's mean, it's evil, and it smells.
The message this week is simple. Stop hating. Here's a link to a simple site that will let you do a little bit of good without evening having to leave your chair. How much easier can it get? Visit this place daily, yes, even on days when you don't visit "The Church" and click away. I know that quite a few of you have seen/heard/been of this Hunger Site before, but hey... we thought we'd plug it anyway. Besides, to fix this place up (not the church the world in general) it's gonna take some majorly Divine Intervention... or a lot of Sister JoMamma's Brownies.
Amen
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Monday, May 09, 2005
DOORS TO REOPEN IN SIX WEEKS (or so...) TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR PEST REMOVAL!
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
Life is too Short to Pass Opportunities Up
I bet that from reading that subject heading you're thinking this is going to be one of those righteous, do good, jump with both feet, grab on with both hands type sermons. Well it is, of sorts anyway. Though it's not only focused on the "big events in life" that these sorts of things are usually focused on. This one is more specifically aimed at the little things that can improve quality of life, make you smile, or make someone else smile. This is about what makes life worth living on the humanity level.
Here are a few of the opportunities that you shouldn't miss in life:
1. Visiting with friends, especially when you've not spoken with them for a while.
2. Talking to family.
3. Stopping at a mate's house to have a drink.
4. Staying out late and having a hell of a time!
5. Getting Happy Drunk and giggling yourself silly.
6. Giving someone a hug
7. Teasing/harassing/joking with someone.
8. Playing the music you want
9. Being outdoors just because you can, or being indoors just because you can.
and
10. Saying any of the following: Thank You, I'm Sorry, You look great!, Let's Dance, Hello, How are you?, Let's Party, I Love You.
Thank You all for coming this morning! Enjoy your pancake breakfast, and by the way, try the berries they're soaked in cointreau!
AMEN
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.........................I bet that from reading that subject heading you're thinking this is going to be one of those righteous, do good, jump with both feet, grab on with both hands type sermons. Well it is, of sorts anyway. Though it's not only focused on the "big events in life" that these sorts of things are usually focused on. This one is more specifically aimed at the little things that can improve quality of life, make you smile, or make someone else smile. This is about what makes life worth living on the humanity level.
Here are a few of the opportunities that you shouldn't miss in life:
1. Visiting with friends, especially when you've not spoken with them for a while.
2. Talking to family.
3. Stopping at a mate's house to have a drink.
4. Staying out late and having a hell of a time!
5. Getting Happy Drunk and giggling yourself silly.
6. Giving someone a hug
7. Teasing/harassing/joking with someone.
8. Playing the music you want
9. Being outdoors just because you can, or being indoors just because you can.
and
10. Saying any of the following: Thank You, I'm Sorry, You look great!, Let's Dance, Hello, How are you?, Let's Party, I Love You.
Thank You all for coming this morning! Enjoy your pancake breakfast, and by the way, try the berries they're soaked in cointreau!
AMEN
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Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Spring or Fall Fever and what to do when sports madness takes you...
Sorry folks for the delayed sermon. It wasn't that the day was forgotten, oh no, not that at all... it was simply that a whirlwind of activity caused the lack of ability to sermonize!
So it's heading towards spring time (or fall time if you're a southern hemispherer) and the weather is getting nicer and nicer. It's warm enough to go outdoors now, and heaven knows it's something that everyone should do! I mean come on, get out there! Go outside and play with the 3-D people for a bit! It's surprising how many of them are out there!
So what'd you do when the sports madness takes you? Or you find yourself getting Spring Fever and needing that walk in the great outdoors? Well you go ahead and do it! Have fun! Enjoy life! And don't forget to have a cold beer for us here at the Church! Heck we'll probably be making Jungle Juice in the Baptism Pool and throwing a BBQ in the Holy Garden behind the church too! Ya never know!
AMEN
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.........................Sorry folks for the delayed sermon. It wasn't that the day was forgotten, oh no, not that at all... it was simply that a whirlwind of activity caused the lack of ability to sermonize!
So it's heading towards spring time (or fall time if you're a southern hemispherer) and the weather is getting nicer and nicer. It's warm enough to go outdoors now, and heaven knows it's something that everyone should do! I mean come on, get out there! Go outside and play with the 3-D people for a bit! It's surprising how many of them are out there!
So what'd you do when the sports madness takes you? Or you find yourself getting Spring Fever and needing that walk in the great outdoors? Well you go ahead and do it! Have fun! Enjoy life! And don't forget to have a cold beer for us here at the Church! Heck we'll probably be making Jungle Juice in the Baptism Pool and throwing a BBQ in the Holy Garden behind the church too! Ya never know!
AMEN
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